-> ""The Great Gildersleeve""
				
				Original Song Title: 
""Green Tambourine""
 
							
				Parody Song Title: 
""The Great Gildersleeve""
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			("The Kraft Foods Company presents Harold Perry as 'The Great Gildersleeve'!***Brought to you every week @ this time by the Kraft Foods Company, makers of the famous Parkay Margerine and a complete line of Kraft Quality Food Products....")
Who still remembers Wednesday nights at eight,
When the radio had a wonderful sitcom
About that rather whimsical sort of guy
That we knew to love ... as The Great Gildersleeve?
[exchange between Gildy and Leroy, with the latter's trademark "for corn's sake!" retort, Gildersleeve replying "LEROY--!!!"]
He was Water Commish down in Summerfield,
Single dad to Marjorie and Leroy,
And an ur-Walter Mittyesque type as well;
Who can still recall--The Great Gildersleeve?
[exchange between Gildersleeve and Judge Hooker, with Gildy calling His Honor "that old goat"]
How we used to laugh @ Gildersleeves,
With the writing so exceptional, indeed;
Who among us can close their eyes today
And imagine tuning in ... to The Great Gildersleeve?
The Great Gildersleeve....
[One of Gildy's legendary exchanges with druggist Peavey, the latter's catchphrase "Well, now, I wouldn't say that..." included prominently]
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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