You don't say no to fries, eat s-mores 'til they're in your hips
And there's sweet tenderloins, beer to pour when you dip your chips
You're frying lard, chicken's coated (baby)
But baby, baby, you're bloated

You've got that stuffy feeling
Whoa, your butt is reeling
You're hot, so puffy, squealing
Chowing down - down - down - wo oh oh oh oh

Now there’s a jello cooking with pies and a peach or two
And now you’re farting, you - supersize chicken wings, drink Dew
Milk shakes have appeal, you’re sighing (baby)
’Cause baby, supper won’t be denying
You've got that stuffy feeling
Whoa, your butt is reeling
You're hot, so puffy, squealing
Chowing down - down - down - wo oh oh oh oh

Baby, baby, you chow down on some cheese and stew
If you could only move it, when you use the loo
You sit on duff - on duff - on duff as you scream and pray
So moan - groan - prone - throne is the only way

Gravy (baked beans), navy (cooked beans)
Tasty Freeze (please), Cheese (please)
You need to stuff (you need to shove)
You need to stuff (you need to shove)
So bring a big rack (or else a tall stack)
Bring a big rack (or else a tall stack)

Big Mac - that stuffy feeling
Whoa, your girth revealing
Sling back that stuff you’re peeling
Chowing down - down - down - down
And you want dough flan
no oh oh oh oh

Sweet snack, cream puff you’re stealing
Whoa, the fluff’s congealing
Brings back that stuffy feeling
Chow is gone - gone - gone
And you still go on
no oh oh oh oh