Thanks for making me that food
But now it doesn't smell so good
I know you fed me good my friend
But it's just plopped out the other end

Now it's some fecal matter baby
It came out of my bum
It's some fecal matter, baby
Some fecal matter from now on

I spend my days pooping in the bog
Converting food into smelly logs
Public lavs and old outhouses
Toilet water splashing on my trousers

Now it's some fecal matter baby
It came out of my bum
It's some fecal matter, baby
Some fecal matter from now on

Thanks for making me that food
But now it doesn't smell so good
I know you fed me good my friend
But it's just popped out the other end

Now it's some fecal matter baby
It came out of my bum
It's some fecal matter, baby
Some fecal matter from now on

It ain't the first and it ain't the last
My metabolism works so fast
I never meant to change its state
It's just the way I defecate

Just wanna keep doing all the dirty little things I do
Everytime you make me food I'll turn it into poo
Sorry, baby