-> "Substance Toot"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Substitute"
 
							
				Parody Song Title: 
"Substance Toot"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			My friends sure like to get stoned together
Don't think my nose is made of leather
It's the substance toot for the other guys
I look pretty straight cause I can't get high
A simple line of coke is too darn addictive
Don't go to many parties cause I'm so restrictive -yeah
Substance toot -not today
Substance toot -don't want to play
Substance toot -It costs too much
Substance toot -I think it's just a stupid crutch
I was born with a dad that smoked tobacco
If he didn't get his fix, he'd turn into a freaking whacko
And now his angry puffy face I see
Whenever I get offered "Ecstasy"
I just don't think that drugs and I agree
So when it comes my way I say not for me
Not for me
 
Substance toot --your eyes look shot
Substance toot --I don't want any of that hash or pot
Substance toot --I feel all right without using crack
Substance toot --I say let me drive, you sit in the back
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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