ever since i ran a talk show.......as far as i recall
i've had all sorts of freaks on......i must have seen them all
but i ain't seen nothing like him......my flesh began to crawl
that short , dumb and blonde kid sure has a mean chinball

dangling from his jawbone......it really looks obscene
his testicles and scrotum......at least he keeps them clean
a horrid apparition......it really does appall
that short , dumb and blonde kid sure has a mean chinball

he's a chinball victim.....there has to be a twist
a chinball victim's just too weird to exist
how do you think he likes it?.....i don't know.....
does he think that it looks good?

it must be a distaction......as it hangs there like a bell
the kids are always laughing.......his life must be a hell
he's always sad and lonely......he's got no friends at all
that short , dumb and blonde kid sure has a mean chinball

you know that i'm the daytime talkshow king
and i've just handed the best freak crown to him

even in a crowd of misfits......he still outshines the rest
what should be undercover......is right there on his chest
he's got crazy flippin' gonads......he doesn't care at all
that short , dumb and blonde kid sure has a mean chinball