-> "Blackman Poser"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Pinball Wizard"
 (MP3) Parody Song Title: 
"Blackman Poser"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			Ever since I got to hear him
I thought he was so bad
From '99 to '03
His music to me was sad
And I have seen someone like him
His name's Vanilla Ice
That trailor park trash Em
Sure is a lame poser
He wears ghetto clothing
Yet he's a millionaire
Denies he's caucasian
Doesn't even care
He talks like he's a gangsta
That low life accent sucks
That trailor park trash Em
Sure is a lame poser
He's a Blackman Poser
That's got to be a laugh
A Blackman Poser
He sure does sound like crap
Why do you think he's like that? I don't know
That's why he's so bad
He has got poser fans
Who look and talk like him
Poisoned White America
This is very grim
If only I could stop him
Oh hell I wish I could
That trailor park trash Em
Sure is a lame poser
I think he is 
The next Vanilla Ice
And he'll go down
In front of my own eyes
Even though he is a white man
He is black inside
His fans try to be like him
He's like Cyanide
And I want to see him gone now
From the public light
That trailor park trash Em
Sure is a lame poser.
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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