Zoomin’ as I’m stuck here in my room,
seein’ that others like me aren’t groomed.

Participants virtually together;
for this purpose we are birds of a feather.
Many places I’d like to be instead of…

…Zoomin’ with this crowd that I can view,
ruein’ that I gotta be here too.

On my screen on the program’s Gallery,
there are a lot of people I can see.
Each one of them looks just as bored as me from…

…Zoomin’. They too are stuck in their rooms,
wishin’ that they could use noms de plume
faux, faux faux noms.

We gotta spend way too much of this day
wastin’ time whilin’ all the hours away.
I wish the screen would fail and turn to gray.
Life can me misery, meeting digitally.

[You]tubin’ I would rather do than Zoom,
weepin’, stuck in this digital tomb.
Mope, mope, moan, groan.

Zoomin’, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh!