Crewin’ in a boat without much room;
leanin’ too far right/left might spell doom.
You’d fall into the water and get wetter;
row crew might label you with seven letters.
A chewin’ out you’ll hear and see when you’ve been
movin’ round the boat—that’s wrong to do.
Chew-outs shouted in language that’s blue.

So your rowing should be done carefully;
that way your actions will be error-free.
Keep colleagues happy, centered in your seat when
movin’ in a boat with little room,
keepin’ in center seat your half moons.
Row, row, row, row.

You will then keep on havin’ fun this way;
companions will laugh, with no need to say:
“We’re gonna drown you at end of the day!”
Do not act recklessly, or worse than wet you’ll be:
spewin’ water from your lungs as you
feel it: water where air should accrue…
woe, no air flow!

Ruin: glug, glug, glug, glug.