Douchin’ is a French way to ablute…
unlike perfume daubed by prostitutes.

You get into the shower and get wetter;
in getting drenched you’ve vanquished you as sweater.
You will be feeling squeaky clean from
douchin’—down the drain, abluted goo.
Reekin’s something you’ll no longer do.

You’re chancing rankness and smelling not sweet,
especially if you’re not washing the feet.
In that case people near you might retreat with
“Pew!’in’ as they run away from you,
ruin’ at the funk that will ensue.
B.O., so gross!

You’ll keep on stenchin’ if you do not bathe;
situation could be nasally grave.
You’ll smell like gelled guano in a dank cave.
So you must cleansing be to reject stenchery.

Douchin’, so that stenchery is moot,
cleanin so you don’t smell like a coot.
Noses won’t close.

Douchin’—
snuff a funk huff.