Goopin’, one of many dupin' tools...
fleecin’…ex-actor Paltrow’s crown jewel.
Some pay fortunes for nostrums…should know better.
Barnum said fools and dough don’t stay together.
Just one of many scams we see, and that is
Goopin’, for folks who’re easily moved
by BS claims that cannot be proved.

They jump on trends, don’t check veracity.
Goop’s the type of nonsense alas we see.
She’s one of the crafty people that bleat such
Foolishness, but that’s what grifters do—
fleecin’ folks who haven’t got a clue.
D’oh, d’oh, d’oh, d’oh!

So people keep givin’ money away
to many charlatans that on them prey,
including the phony “pastors” that “pray.”
Guile is their specialty, practiced excellently.

Screwin’ those who are without a clue,
fleecin’ ’em and then fleecin’ anew.

Spewin’ such bunk…much junk.