Stoogin’…a lapdog going “Woof, woof!”
Droolin’ for treats when I offer proof
that I’m obedient, adept at fetchin’;
otherwise, it’s worse than heck I’ll be catchin’.
toeing the line’s what I must be doing, or…

bruisin’ will then probably ensue.
[ex]cusin’ my master ain’t gonna do.

I must always act obediently,
also, always act obsequiously
If I do not do that, I might get .beaten.
Poochin’ and kowtowin’…gotta do
if I don’t want to be black and blue.
Ow, ow, ow, ow!

I’ll keep on fetchin’—that’s my metier.
With infractions I cannot get away.
I’m not much more than just a pet for play.
I get on fetchingly when I’m on bended knee,

Moochin’ on a dog-day afternoon.
Beaten if I ain’t properly groomed,
a beau Fido.

Poochin’—
mutt slut, slut mutt.