-> "Dressage"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Mirage"
 
							
				Parody Song Title: 
"Dressage"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			See Mitt campaigning as he's shopping for his groceries
(flip-flop) a photo-op
(The) press asks him questions but he'll vanish through the doorway
he won't stop....
Romney took a big deduction
Got himself a tax reduction
All this bulls**t can't go on
Evading his taxation is so wrong
And we won't be seeing Mitt on "The View"
And his lying face is telling me;
yes of course, he's got something to hide
Bought a horse that they don't even ride
(Here, Rafalca!)
Dressage, will you explain to me....
Dressage, how is this therapy??
So we keep talking in the news about his tax forms
Where are they?
He talks of how much he's been giving to the Mormons
and charity....
Now it's all a shock to me
they did all of this legally!
They write off all the hay it eats
Let's send that horse right off to the glue factory!
And we won't be seeing them on "The View"
And their lying faces telling me....
Mitt, of course, he's got plenty to hide
Bought her a horse that she can't even ride
(Here we go again)
Dressage, this sounds like comedy
Dressage, wasting so much money!
What is dressage?.... it's a type of therapy
That is dressage? if you're asking Ann Romney
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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