-> "The Aclu Person Song"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"The Oscar Meyer Weiner Song"
 
				Original Performer: 
Unknown (commercial jingle)
			
				Parody Song Title: 
"The Aclu Person Song"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			Oh I was glad to be an ACLU person 
That is what I'd truly wanted to be 
'Cause as an ACLU person 
I support your freedom to be. 
ACLU needs support each and every day 
'Cause Freedom is the their war cry 
And they protect us in many a way 
Let's just hope that they remember why 
But my concern is now for my country 
Which is the great U S of A 
But too many people are seeking entry 
More and more each and every day 
Why can't this country just stop growing 
Since that is truly what we need 
'Cause if this country keeps on growing 
It's just ever more people that we feed 
Now I am a concerned ACLU person 
That is what truly regret to be 
Why I am a concerned ACLU person 
Is they do some things I hate to see. 
Immigrants just keep on a coming 
Leaving their home, friends and family 
Immigrants have dreams of becoming 
Rich enough to also bring their family 
Why does the ACLU protect them 
Since illegal immigration is so very wrong 
We need the ACLU to help stop them 
And keep the laws of this country strong 
Immigrants aren't citizens and that I know 
Though millions of them really want to be 
Immigrants cause population to really grow 
Threatening our bright future yet to be 
Now I regret to say I'm an ACLU person 
Though that is what I'd wanted to be 
'Cause I thought that as an ACLU person 
They'd protect legal citizens like me. 
Their first job is citizen's rights to protect 
In the courts they should pursue their jobs 
Their second job is citizen's liberty to protect 
And not try to be politically correct snobs. 
American is what the A in ACLU stands for 
And America is what we worry most about 
Immigration shouldn't be an open door 
To foreigners just seeking a way out 
Oh I'd like again to be an ACLU person 
That is what I'd truly like to be 
But I cannot be an ACLU person 
Unless they fight open borders sea to sea.
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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