Man how does he go?
Makes like a freight train
Up on my gables
Chasing his nuts, dang!
Chirpin' and a grunting Eeee! Eee!
Screeching and a jumping
In the early morning hour with
My roof a thumping' it's who?
My Bonzai Squirrel
He's my Bonzai Squirrel



Whatever happens
This "critter" will not slow
Going down the old pine
With a, "get nut" manifesto
Speeding through my neighbor's aspen
Living inside a redwood's sprawl,
Leaping and climbing
All along the attic crawl, it's who?
My Bonzai Squirrel,
He's my Bonzai Squirrel.

I seem to loose it when He starts to cheep.
(squirrel sounds)
Cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha te cha



So hard to claim my space,
Now that he's gone so Gung Ho!
I caught him just the other day,
My how bold he's grown,
Stretch my patience out now, Lord
Next time I catch him sneaking 'bout
Storing nuts in the green grass
Behind the maple stump it's who?
My Bonzai Squirrel
He's my Bonzai Squirrel

I seem to loose it when he starts to cheep.
(squirrel sounds)
Cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha te cha

(spoken)
Nuts like that