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Song Parodies -> "In His Piss"
Original Song Title:
"In His Kiss"
Original Performer:
Vonda Shepard
Parody Song Title:
"In His Piss"
Parody Written by:
Shannon Vance
The Lyrics
Does he love drugs, I wanna know
How can I tell if he's plowing snow
Is it in his eyes, oh no you'll be deceived
Is it in his eyes, oh no he'll make believe
If you wanna know, if he's doin' blow
It's in his piss
That's where it is, oh yeah
Is it in his resume, oh no it's just his words
In the things he'll say, oh no that's for the birds
If you wanna know, if he's doing blow
It's in his piss
That's where it is, oh it's in his piss
That's where it is, oh-oh
Test him and do it today
And find out what you wanna know
If it's drugs, if it really is
It's there in his piss
How 'bout the way he acts, oh no that's not the way
And you're not listening to all I say
If you wanna know, if he loves the snow
It's in his piss, that's where it is
Oh yeah it's in his piss, that's where it is
Oh-oh, ignore the bill-of-rights
And find out what you wanna know
If it's drugs, if it really is
It's there in his piss
How 'bout the way he acts, oh no that's not the way
And you're not listening to all I say
If you wanna know, if he's doin' blow
It's in his piss
That's where it is, oh yeah it's in his piss
That's where it is, oh it's in his piss
How can I tell if he's plowing snow
Is it in his eyes, oh no you'll be deceived
Is it in his eyes, oh no he'll make believe
If you wanna know, if he's doin' blow
It's in his piss
That's where it is, oh yeah
Is it in his resume, oh no it's just his words
In the things he'll say, oh no that's for the birds
If you wanna know, if he's doing blow
It's in his piss
That's where it is, oh it's in his piss
That's where it is, oh-oh
Test him and do it today
And find out what you wanna know
If it's drugs, if it really is
It's there in his piss
How 'bout the way he acts, oh no that's not the way
And you're not listening to all I say
If you wanna know, if he loves the snow
It's in his piss, that's where it is
Oh yeah it's in his piss, that's where it is
Oh-oh, ignore the bill-of-rights
And find out what you wanna know
If it's drugs, if it really is
It's there in his piss
How 'bout the way he acts, oh no that's not the way
And you're not listening to all I say
If you wanna know, if he's doin' blow
It's in his piss
That's where it is, oh yeah it's in his piss
That's where it is, oh it's in his piss
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Right there with you, Bro...http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/beatles92.shtml
Uhhh... I should have read the page I found better. I didn't realize that Vonda Shepard was the lady who sang on the Ally McBeal show. A further perusal of the search results listed The Supremes as the performers. Am I right?
I know that Betty Everett originally performed it in the 60s, and Cher covered it in the early 90s, but did Vonda Shepard ever do a rendition of it?
Yes, she did, and at least it was better than Cher's version.
Urine trouble for saying Vonda did it first! Oh well...545.
I vonda tell you, this was pretty good even if you did have some confusion on the artist. And I am pretty sure the Supremes never did it. But either way, it was funny!
Thanks to all for keeping me on the straight and narrow. I didn't think the Supremes did it either, but there it was on the google results page. Just goes to show that you can't always believe what you read on the 'net. I suspect that "who cares" was right about Betty Everett being the original performer. Anyway... I'll try to be more careful with my song research in the future. - SV
DKTOS, but this was a very funny concept....
Betty Everett did it in 1964. But of course you're not old enough (wink wink) to remember that! Very good, by the way.
Looks like someone didn't like your other song, Shannon. Seems to be gone. Don't let it bother you, I've been bounced. Just keep pluggin'. Sometimes if you wand to get naughty or controversial, you have to be a little subtle. Read Johhny D, he's an expert at it. Also get on the messageboard. Contests and stuff. Looking greatly forward to chatting with you on this venue. Mari and I are talking about a trip to Seattle soon. When you come down here, (remind me) let's get together and discuss.You can send me private notes on messageboard or just email.
After doing a test analysis of the "sample" provided,I now have the test results-they are positive! There are three "5's"present in this.
The title came from the Bob Rivers music, but this is still a good parody of his song.
er... http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/bettyeverett0.shtml
Great lyrics and a great idea!! Reminded me of Mojo Nixon's "I Ain't Gonna Piss In No Jar".... if you can find it.
Clever...pass the mirror & C-note, Shannon!
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