-> "I'm NOT a SLUG!"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"I'm Not In Love"
 (MP3) Parody Song Title: 
"I'm NOT a SLUG!"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			I'm NOT a SLUG!
I'm NOT a slug! So don't forget it!
I'm just a silly snail who's passin' through
And just because I stroll too slow
Don't get me wrong, don't think you've got it right
I'm NOT a slug, no-no
NOT a SLUG!
I slime the sidewalk, but then again
That doesn't mean I mean to mess it up
So if you fall, don't make a fuss
Don't tell your friends about the icky stuff
I'm NOT a SLUG, no-no
NOT a SLUG!
Be quiet, big snails don't cry
Big snails don't cry
Big snails don't cry
Big snails don't cry
Big snails don't cry
Big snails don't cry
Big snails don't cry
I keep on headin' right for the mall
I have a lotta friends that slime it there
So don't you salt me! And make me mad!
I know you know I really taste so good - (you see)
I'm NOT a SLUG! no-no
NOT a SLUG!
I'm NOT a slug! So don't forget it!
I'm just a silly snail who's passin' through
And just because I stroll too slow
Don't get me wrong, don't think you've got it right
I'm NOT a SLUG! I'm NOT a SLUG!
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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