-> "Kerry, Kerry (A Progressive's Lament)"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Mamma Mia"
 (MP3) Parody Song Title: 
"Kerry, Kerry (A Progressive's Lament)"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			Please don't ask me to vote for a political hack
Who voted for the war on Iraq and the Patriot Act
Maybe I'd try if the DLC 
Gouged out my eyes so I can't see that it's a game
Where the players are both the same
And I find it just a little bit strange
That you think he'll be an agent of change
Oh, no!
Kerry, Kerry, he's your candidate
My, my, how can I vote for him?
Kerry, Kerry, I can't handle it
Why, why can't I just ignore him?
Don't wanna vote for Nader
People will blame me later
So we'll just elect a cor-prate ho'
Kerry, Kerry, how I'd like to know
Why, why are elections always so?
He's a big millionaire like that other white male
Who also joined Skull and Bones while he studied at Yale
That's how it works when the fix is in
A vacant smirk or condescending grin, what a choice
For a people who have no voice
Looks like nothing will be changing this fall
Don't know why I bother voting at all
Oh, no!
Kerry, Kerry, he's your candidate
My, my, how can I vote for him?
Kerry, Kerry, I can't handle it
Why, why can't I just ignore him?
Don't wanna vote for Nader
People will blame me later
When the cor-prate media tells them so
Kerry, Kerry, song remains the same
No real choice has been presented
Kerry, Kerry, it's a cryin' shame
And I don't feel represented
Kerry, Kerry, he's your candidate
My, my, how can I vote for him?
Kerry, Kerry, I can't handle it
Why, why can't I just ignore him?
Don't wanna vote for Nader 
People will blame me later
So we'll just elect a cor-prate ho'
Kerry, Kerry, how I'd like to know
Why, why are elections always so?
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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