-> "It's A Long Way To The Shop If You Want a Bacon Roll"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"It's A Long Way To The Top"
 
							
				Parody Song Title: 
"It's A Long Way To The Shop If You Want a Bacon Roll"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			Going to the corner shop 
Traffic really slow 
I don’t want to wait
If you really want to know 
Getting hungry 
Being serious 
So hungry 
Get delirious 
Really starving 
So much I shook
I told the shop guy 
I’m hungrier than I look 
It’s a long way to the shop 
If you want a bacon roll
It’s a long way to the shop 
If you want a bacon roll 
If you think it’s easy waiting in a queue 
So hungry and starving, need something to chew 
It’s a long way to the shop 
If you want a bacon roll 
Hungry, starving 
Is what I am 
I just need a sandwich 
Even with some ham 
Getting ravenous 
Feeling tired 
My brain is 
Knotted wire 
I look the 
Opposite of grand 
That’s what my body looks like
When food is a demand 
It’s a long way to the shop 
If you want a bacon roll
It’s a long way to the shop 
If you want a bacon roll 
If I punch you, I’m not being mean 
Waiting for food this long is really obscene 
It’s a long way to the shop 
If you want a bacon roll
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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