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Song Parodies -> "Stopped at the Pearly Gates"
Original Song Title:
"Kicked In The Teeth"
Original Performer:
AC/DC
Parody Song Title:
"Stopped at the Pearly Gates"
Parody Written by:
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
The Lyrics
This parody is dedicated to Hanna Weckfors. The only woman I know who´s not going down (though she´s aiming down under). Semi-dedication to Merry & Pippin because I was sketching it as "Thrown out of school again" when those... hobbits suddenly posted a brilliant parody with that very name. But, well, If they hadn´t then I probably wouldn´t have put it on hold until I came up with this idea instead. So maybe it was for the better. As for the original it´s not so well known I guess. Possibly Bon Scotts most "brutal" vocals and hidden last on the "Powerage" album of 1978.
Two ways crossing for my one track miiiiiiiind
I fear my two faced living sat me up for "Naaaaaaaay"
Tell me Peter, am I with good or baaaads?
Cos I´ve been spending much time, with Boston Choir laaaads
Answered questions ´bout the hair in my hand
Answered questions ´bout the sixth command
I used to think that I had margin and time
I never saw me as a moral slime
Stopped at the Pearly Gates
The way I lived, I won´t get in
Stopped at the Pearly Gates
At those doors I´ll have to pay for sin
Yes I´ve been, stopped at the Gates
Stopped at the Pearly Gates
(Guitar solo with audition-al lie detector sounds)
Two ways crossing, but just one way doooown
They know something, his halo froooown
I turn around, my wife is having fuuuun
I guess she knows what´s gonna come, ´bout those virgin, nuuuuns
Stopped at the Pearly Gates
The path I´m on, highway to Hell
Stopped at the Pearly Gates
And real soon I´ll hear Inferno´s Bell
I´ve been, stopped at the Gates
Stopped at the Gates
Stopped at the Pearly Gates
I fear my two faced living sat me up for "Naaaaaaaay"
Tell me Peter, am I with good or baaaads?
Cos I´ve been spending much time, with Boston Choir laaaads
Answered questions ´bout the hair in my hand
Answered questions ´bout the sixth command
I used to think that I had margin and time
I never saw me as a moral slime
Stopped at the Pearly Gates
The way I lived, I won´t get in
Stopped at the Pearly Gates
At those doors I´ll have to pay for sin
Yes I´ve been, stopped at the Gates
Stopped at the Pearly Gates
(Guitar solo with audition-al lie detector sounds)
Two ways crossing, but just one way doooown
They know something, his halo froooown
I turn around, my wife is having fuuuun
I guess she knows what´s gonna come, ´bout those virgin, nuuuuns
Stopped at the Pearly Gates
The path I´m on, highway to Hell
Stopped at the Pearly Gates
And real soon I´ll hear Inferno´s Bell
I´ve been, stopped at the Gates
Stopped at the Gates
Stopped at the Pearly Gates
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The reference to "Peter" is of course to "Saint Peter" (Sankte Per på svenska), not myself. :-)
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