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Song Parodies -> "Rotten Old Dalmatian"
Original Song Title:
"Rock and Roll Damnation"
Original Performer:
AC/DC
Parody Song Title:
"Rotten Old Dalmatian"
Parody Written by:
Phil Alexander
The Lyrics
You say that I bark too loud, well baby that's
You say that I eat too much, can't eat enough
You tell me that I always drool
I only drool all over you
You tell me that I've got fleas, scratch my cuff
Cause I'm a rotten old Dalmatian
Spotty carriage dog
Rotten old Dalmatian
Make your choice - oh, no don't call me "Spot"
You say "Now you want to be fed, here's what you got"
For all the food that you give to me, thanks a lot
Get up off your bended knees
You don't wanna catch my fleas
My coat is a-run with grot
But if what you want hot, is a spot, I got a lot
Cause I'm a rotten old Dalmatian
Spotty carriage dog
Rotten old Dalmatian
Make your choice - oh, no don't call me "Spot"
Well it's a dogs life
Dalmatian
They're putting you down
Dalmatian
At the vets downtown
Dalmatian
Cause they think you might bite
Living on the street you gotta never ever fight
And that's a rotten old Dalmatian
Spotty carriage dog
Rotten old Dalmatian
Make your choice - oh, no don't call me "Spot"
You say that I eat too much, can't eat enough
You tell me that I always drool
I only drool all over you
You tell me that I've got fleas, scratch my cuff
Cause I'm a rotten old Dalmatian
Spotty carriage dog
Rotten old Dalmatian
Make your choice - oh, no don't call me "Spot"
You say "Now you want to be fed, here's what you got"
For all the food that you give to me, thanks a lot
Get up off your bended knees
You don't wanna catch my fleas
My coat is a-run with grot
But if what you want hot, is a spot, I got a lot
Cause I'm a rotten old Dalmatian
Spotty carriage dog
Rotten old Dalmatian
Make your choice - oh, no don't call me "Spot"
Well it's a dogs life
Dalmatian
They're putting you down
Dalmatian
At the vets downtown
Dalmatian
Cause they think you might bite
Living on the street you gotta never ever fight
And that's a rotten old Dalmatian
Spotty carriage dog
Rotten old Dalmatian
Make your choice - oh, no don't call me "Spot"
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