Well, I cried all day on Sunday, and I got so damn distressed,
‘Cause they towed away my Hyundai, now the dumb thing’s repossessed
I’m an auto loan defaulter, there were way too many times
When I couldn’t make the payments (plus late fines)

Well, I keep on thinkin’ ’bout my former gold Azera ride,
But I just could not afford it, though God knows I really tried
I ain’t no financial genius, should have got that loan co-signed
For some extra green, when I got so behind

Will my feet hurt just a little, when I’m walking everywhere?
Will my toes be all a-twiddle, to remind me the pain’s there?
Well the bus I’m takin, I don’t mind hitchin’, but cars ain’t brakin’

Well, I keep on thinkin’ ’bout my former gold Azera ride,
But afraid the bank would deny, on their loan app form I lied
Now I’ve been so sorely despondent, since I wasted all that bread
Should have bought that low-end Elantra instead

Will you front me just a little? I will pay it back, I swear!
Would you loan me twenty? It’ll — help me pay for that bus fare
Well my feet are achin’, I don’t mind sayin’, the bus I’m takin’

Doo wop doo wop …