-> "The Traffic Is Far Too Slow"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Too Darn Hot"
 
							
				Parody Song Title: 
"The Traffic Is Far Too Slow"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			It's too darn slow
It's too darn slow
I'd like to ram everybody with my truck tonight
Especially the traffic engineer tonight
I'd like to ram everybody with my truck tonight
Especially the traffic engineer tonight
I'm like to fight everybody tonight
But it's too darn hot
According to the latest government report
There's never been such driving by the average Joe
I can't worry about that 'cause I'm seeing my baby you know
When the temperature and my baby are hot 
There's only one place I know I will go
You'd better get out of my way 'cause you're far too slow
The traffic is far too slow
It's far too slow
The traffic is far too slow
It's far too slow
The traffic is far too slow
It's far too slow
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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