When I find myself nude, re-en-acting
Python skits trans-gender-ly
Time for re-assignment—
Full Monty

And if I’m crooning My Fair Lady
As Eliza to a tea
Time for re-assignment—
Lover’ly

Set 'it’ free, have M.D.s
Yank your useless trinity
Heredity’s cocked-up so
Set 'it’ free

And all us broken-parted people
Living, wanks tucked ‘tween our cheeks—
Pray for that fine day we’re
Amputees

And though I sense my inner-Donny’s
Longing to re-lease Marie
Can’t buy Osmond-esque fer-
til-i-ty

Set 'it’ free, male debris
Change your name to—Ms. Cheney?
Re-assign your ‘seating’
Set 'it’ free

Set 'it’ free, you might be
Estee Lauder’s new emcee
Liber’ate your 'achi’
Set 'it’ free

~ Musical Interlude ~

Set 'it’ free, Bobbit-ly!
No more standing up to pee
Next time I’ll be voting
'Absentee’

Now as with Michael’s Catherine Zeta
'All that Jizz’ is be-hind me!
Fired my “'tween-the-th-IMUS”
Set 'it’ free

And now I’ve been filleted and hollowed
Went from woe to womanly
Tube steaks’s on the barbie
Great with brie!

Set 'it’ free, let 'wood-y’
Bob in formalin to see;
Girl’s best ever con-ver-
sa-tion 'piece’

Feelin’ free, flaunting 'D’s
In Gucci, oh, strap-lessly
Should I get one pierced or—
Let tit be?


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