She's got a dog that's jealous
Don't know why it is
But he chases off all of her fellows

She's got a cat that bites me
Don't know why it is
But he makes it clear that he don't like me

She's got a bird that's crappin'
Her place is like a zoo
And I'm thinking anything might happen

(Refrain)
She cooks a meal
I eat, but something's wrong in there
Something don't belong in there
Something just like hair!


She's got a place that's filthy
I don't know why it is
But I'm thinking that it can't be healthy

She's got a scent about her
I'm not sure what it is
But I think that I can do without her
Anyway---ay.