It's lonely here tonight
And the feelin's just not right
for a brand new love song
Magneto and Cyclops done me wrong

Hey, didja see
another archvillain-superhero death match
Bastards destroyed my home
And they killed my baby,
by energy wave-e

So please pay to me
and my family
seven figures on a settlement che-e-e-eck
Lost my only son
to X-Man number one
Now I'm emotion'ly left a wre-e-e-eck

Hey, didja see
another archvillain-superhero death match
Venom and Doctor Ock
put the hurt on Spidey
You better run and hide-e

[evil laugh and witty banter interlude]

Look here, Superman
That's your master plan
So bad that it makes you look like a clo-o-o-od
They gave you a scare
from a new Krypton pair
led by Jor-El's foe, Gen'ral Zo-o-o-od

Hey, didja see
another archvillain-superhero death match
That Sabretooth can try
to bury my Wolvie
But Logan will heal-e

(Hey) didja see (didja see)
another archvillain-superhero death match
Batman will never stop
The Joker and Harley
Escape Arkham weekly

(Hey) didja see (didja see)
another archvillain-superhero death match
Aquaman's all alone
Not even worth a fight
Tell him to fly a kite