-> "You're So Drunk"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"You're so vain"
 (MP3) Parody Song Title: 
"You're So Drunk"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			You staggered onto the
dance floor like you were
walking in an earthquake.
Your clothes were a wardrobe mistake. Your hair was all in disarray.
The crowd was watching
In complete dismay.
You had your hand on a
bottle of Liquor and yet
You thought all the girls
dreamed they'd be your
Partner
They'd be your partner 
And 
You're so drunk
So drunk you smell just like a skunk
You're so drunk
I bet you want to drink
some more vodka 
Don't you , don't you?
It started several years
Ago when you were just
Eighteen. 
you took up a dare
And drank a whole pint
Of gin, got obscene 
And then caused a scene.
But then you couldn't 
Stop and you lost 
Everything you loved and
One of them was me.
I used to have dreams for us but they just turned in to tears on my pillow , tears on my pillow 
and
You're so drunk
So drunk you smell just like a skunk
You're so drunk.
I bet you want to drink
Some more vodka
Don't you , don't you?
We used to have dreams
But then you drowned
them with Liquor
Drowned them with Liquor
And
You're so drunk
So drunk you smell just like a skunk
You're so drunk
I bet you want to drink
Some more vodka
Don't you , don't you?
Well I heard that you lost
Your job because of the
Liquor
Then you ended up in Jail
Because of the ale
Now you're out on bail
and back at it again full scale
You used to have dreams
But then you drowned them
With Liquor
drowned them with Liquor
And
You're always drunk
You always smell just like a skunk
You're always drunk
Why don't you sober up
And get some help at AA
Right away
Please don't delay
Ooooh baby It's not too late.
Hope Awaits
Hope Awaits
Hope Awaits...................
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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