Song Parodies -> "Since You're Leaving Now"

Original Song Title:

"If You Leave Me Now"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Since You're Leaving Now"

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The Lyrics

For pacing comparison purposes, original can be heard at: http://www.wac77.com/features_pages/music_clips/if_you_leave_me_now.mp3

Since you're leaving now
I'm blabbing all the things you've shared with me
You-ou-ou know, just how much I know

And since you're leaving now
You'll pay for all the sins confessed to me
You-ou-ou know, how you narced on Joe?
Oo-ooh-ooh Joe, he got out yesterday!

Your brother's car, the one they couldn't find
He knows you put it in the la-ake
I've told your boss, your thievin's robbed him blind
He's gonna send you on your wa-ay
And the pictures from when you wore my dress?
All scanned and webbed, today-ay-ay-ay

Your good friend Carl, he knows you bonked his wife
"How could he do a friend this way-ay?"
Your "combat scar" -- from shaving your behind
You know I have a lot to say-ay
How that girl got drunk and was passed out when
She "let" you have your way-ay-ay hey

Since you're leaving now
I'm blabbing everything you've shared with me
Oo-oo-ooh no, baby they all know!

Oo-oo-ooh scum, I just got you back they'll fry your hide!
Oo-ooh-ooh now, baby they all know
Oo-oo-ooh cousins, everyone knows how you love 'em, now.

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Johnny D - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Wow, tough Chicago tune to parody, Melhi ...... hey folks, take it from me - Melhi NAILED the pacing on this! 5-5-5, love it!

Dee Range - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks for the sample, I didn't remember this tune very well. Great wordplay off the origanal, and VERY funny. High 5's

Arwen - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Hilarious, Melhi! Perfect...=)

Melhi - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Johnny D., Dee Range and Arwen! Glad you enjoyed it!

2nz - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment

DKTOS, but lyrically I enjoyed this very much. I've gotta find the original and come back, but in the mean time I'll spot you some fives and trust the majority on pacing. Just don't tell anybody, OK? I'll miss you in the tournaments this month.

Melhi - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Aww, thanks 2nz! (don't worry, mums the word! ;) ) I miss you, too! I'm missing everyone in the monthly contest. I'll have at least two to choose from for the Sept. contest, though. In other words, I submitted one for tomorrow, too. Two in one month from me, yikes, I think Nostrodufus mentioned that in the quatrains as a sign of the apocolypse, didn't he? :)

Mari D - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Okay, so this probably has no basis in reality, but if it did, there's a lesson here: Don't mess with a parody writer! This rocks!

Melhi - September 09, 2004 - Report this comment

Wow, thanks for the great compliment, Mari! (You're right, no basis in reality.)

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