-> "A Rat Named Ben"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Up Around the Bend"
 (MP3) Parody Song Title: 
"A Rat Named Ben"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			[Verse 1]
Willard Stiles was a social paraiah
Just as young as age 35
Met some rats and he trained them to murder
Revenge on Ernest Borgnine
[Chorus]
This is my furry friend
My rodent pal, a rat named Ben
Squeak!
[Verse 2]
Ben the rat was all over the headlines
But I liked the name anyway
Plot device that was much too convenient
Have to keep exterms away
[Chorus]
This is my furry friend
My rodent pal, a rat named Ben
Squeak!
[Verse 3]
Don't blame me, I am only 11
Fix my heart and I'll be okay
Puppet time can rival Jim Henson
Got an ear for lovely tunes
[Chorus]
This is my furry friend
My rodent pal, a rat named Ben
Squeak!
(Guitar solo)
[Verse 4]
Wrote a song that will be sung by Michael
His first hit since The Jackson Five
Ben and friends will continue their mischief
Try to do your best to survive
[Chorus]
This is my furry friend
My rodent pal, a rat named Ben
Squeak!
Squeak, squeak, squeak squeak
Squeak, squeak, squeak squeak
Squeak, squeak, squeak squeak
Squeak, squeak, squeak squeak
Squeak, squeak, squeak squeak...
(Fade out)
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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