They all come out at lunch time
With clothes that got from L.L.Bean
Trying to reach their ideal weight
As their pounds show off every seam
They walk through every red light
Without a care or a nod
Their only thoughts are calories
As they stroll with their iPods
Folks with their water, walking all over town
Folks with their water

They come in many sizes
And the shapes range fat to thin
Some look like they've been walking for years
Others just did begin
Alone or in a pair
They all hit the pavements at twelve
As they skip a mid day meal
All for the sake of being well
Folks with their water, walking all over town
Folks with their water

They all go out there everyday
In the rain or the sunshine
Downing countless water bottles of Deer Park
Walking in 3/4 Time
Then they celebrate when the work day's done
Go out and have some fun
At the Outback Steakhouse Happy Hour
As they wolf down some Bloomin Onions
Folks with their water, walking all around town
Folks with their water