-> "Historic In Time"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"American Pie"
 (MP3) Parody Song Title: 
"Historic In Time"
				Parody Written by: 
Wildcard
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			So long before I'd know, once a royal member,  stuff like music and poems made folks smile  
Knowledge given through mocking chance, and acts that take much skill and dance,  luckily they were happy beyond smile
But eventually knowledge shivered, now on paper name now differed
Bad news not here it crept, in my time I wept and wept
Never a member back in time, did my homework and I graded fine, but something made me feel like slime 
                   The days   I more    then cried           
Oh my my how knowledge was once spied  to the kings t and say to he something mocking but sly 
Back in those old times when things seemed better I sigh Drinkin whiskey and a little of rye, whiskey and a little of rye 
Do you do what you still love? and do you believe in God above?, Cause the Bible tells you so
Now do you believe in evil blow? Can tragic grave your mortal soul?, Now you can catch me cause I dance real slow
Well there was some good time before then, if you read on I will tell you when
Wearing those pointy shoes, man I dig red yellow and blues
Then was a lonely teenage juggling luck         with a pink carnation, magic wand but sucked   
But I knew all had gone kurupt                 The days I more then cried 
   
Oh my my how knowledge was once spied to the kings t and say to he something mocking but sly
Back in those old times when things seemed better I sigh, Drinkin whiskey and a little of rye
Now in these years the circus was known and who knows at where's a castle home?  white face paint you can't put on me                
Was a jester that sang out killer queen  in a coat and collar red blue green       Then a voice distracted him you see 
Oh,  it made the king start looking down         This jester ran off with his crown 
             Why funny I've no words              Still people came in herds
      As I smiled read a book on marxou          Continued practice in the park
         But wished I could fly like a lark         The days I more then cried  
    I was singin, my my all these colors I spy  have a choker I'm a joker and more on upper thigh
   This good old boy was juggling really high     And singin I'm so happy  out of joy cry          
                                  I'm so happy  out of joy cry
Helter skelter in a time of swelter            some bats flew by maybe searching shelter
    Something I spy that's fallin fast              Green wigs had fell on the grass 
    The creatures turned made a second pass        looking cheerful and not flying quite so fast                                                  
    Now, a smell in air like sweet perfume         And then noticed the flowers in bloom
    We all wanted to dance                         Oh, but no costume what's at glance           
   'Cause us actors have a costume  drill          The wigs went on and They felt ill
    you see this change, transitive field          That day revulsion  rised
Then I was singin, bye bye miss my shorts pumpkin pie   Had a choker I'm a joker there's no chokers now cry
My good old throws that made things go up real high    They're ridden, skill knowledge and color I spied 
                           Skill knowledge and color I spied 
   Oh, now where they are just out of place           Way far beyond just lost in space
                            The circus see cant start again
 
 So be gone jack be crippled not just sick       Jack splat upon a candle stick           
                        The fire fried him beyond his rear end  
  No, and as you watch them up on stage               You see nothing but fists of rage
  Like angles born in hell                          They all just laughed as well
 And as the flames climbed higher up in their height  The crowd enjoyed it all was right 
 I felt the devil had done his right                 The days I more then cried
He was singin, my my how foolish are fools eyes  Now so happy on to crappy all the good now will die
 Them bad old boys now given whisky 'n rye       And wonderin, There a scarier way to die?   
                           There a scarier way to die?            
              I found a girl singing some blues And I asked if she had happy news
                     But after she smiled just turned away
     I went down to the costume store             Where was bought the choker I once wore      
But the man there said chokers aren't made these days        And now in streets the toddlers scream
The lovers cried or they stayed in dream              But I heard nothing spoken                    
  The church bells were all broken            And the three balls I require most
  The yellow red and blue are all toast          Should catch the last train visit coast
                            That day revulsion  rised
   Somewhere just stood alone and afraid           I dropped down to my knees and I prayed     
   And I promised all faith, all my love to Him     If only laughter were given again 
 And He said that it would be once more            It may be hard to see once more
  And in five years way beyond just mourn            Don't see collars being worn
  And I was singin' bye bye miss my shorts pumpkin pie  had a choker I'm a joker there's no chokers now cry
  no more good old throws to catch the audience eye    ridden skill knowledge and color I spied
                                       Skill knowledge and color I spied
  I was sighin' Why Why dress like skeleton guys   Had a choker Was a joker entertainment now fried
  No good old throws to catch the audience eye     Feelin' This will lead to live that all dies
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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