He sailed to shores of Middle Earth from Romenna
with his fleet -
At Umbar he did land and Sauron was undone
What a treat !
He wanted to be Big Boss
of Arda outright -
He thought he could crush Dark Lord
and Army of Light -
He cut down Tree and smoke rose up so high!

Ar-Ar-Pharazon !
Bane of the Elves and the Orcs and the scourge of Valar
Ar-Ar-Pharazon !
Lord of the Men and the dread of the friends of Eldar
Dunedain he ruled!
Wo-ho-ho-ho!
Sauron got him fooled!
Wa-ha-ha-ha!
He was greatest king of Numenor!

He sailed his fleet to westwards for Undying Lands
breaking Ban!
And Manwe trembled on his throne and soiled his pants
What a Man!
He had to pray for Eru -
to save his land
The Eldar were saved just by
the Higher Hand
Valar could not alone against him stand!

Ar-Ar-Pharazon!
Trapped with his troops and got captured in Caves of Forget!
Ar-Ar-Pharazon!
He has now issue to be solved with Sauron and Morgoth!
See you in Last Battle!
Wo-ho-ho-ho!
Sabre he will rattle!
Wa-ha-ha-ha!
Dark Lords will then some Manly treatment get!