-> "All the Young Girls Love Phallus"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"All the Young Girls Love Alice"
 (MP3) Parody Song Title: 
"All the Young Girls Love Phallus"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			Raised to feel real shady by her Catholic school-
Phallus was not seen as a proper tool -With a 
double meaning game that to solve you might strain
And an upper case of hidden messages of clues
Duality it seems had been obscene-You'll never 
 get it hon, unless you look between--It's not 
 what you expect if you're thick or green
 But hey, hey, hey, hold this 
 when you're peein'
 All the young girls 
 love phallus- Ten 
 point hung phallus 
 today- Stand back 
 and you'll see me
 Squint slightly it's 
 Easy Phallus is co-
 ming your way All 
 the young girls love 
 phallus Ten point 
 hung phallus today
 When I find you real 
 SHAPELY WILL YOU
 GUFFAW SO SLIGHT-
 LY WAIT TILL IT
 HITS YOU 
 TODAY
Use careful spacing to illustrate the right part It's like 
playing shadow puppets and you're minimally smart
Getting my kicks playing "round in your head
 There's more going on around here than
 The dumb words 
 you just read
 Now you can
 show your pals 
 down in the off-
 ice One or two 
 middlin' dudes 
 or a novice I 
 don't know ev-
 ery word or what 
 the meaning of 
 "Suave is-And 
 HEYHEYHEY
 DON'T IT SHOW?
 CHORUS
 REEE-
 PEAT
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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