There was some guy who hosted
A game show called Get The Picture
As well another show called GUTS
Now he's always wearing hats, bein' bald's his fear
See him on Yes, Dear

Mike O'Malley, he's who I'm hearing of
Don't you think he's been in Red Sox Nation?
Mike O'Malley, he was born in Boston
I've been bringin' up much of this conversation

Hats off to fell-out Patrick Stump
Ben Lyons. this man still has his GUTS
I'm hardly about to jump
To misled conclusions, The Rick is still here
See him on Yes, Dear

Mike O'Malley, he played James Hughes
Don't you think he liked the Boston Red Sox?
Mike O'Malley, he was born in Boston
Being "The Rick", he also thinks outside the box

He's been into security
And he has been a member of
Kappa Sigma Fraternity
But who cared? Though he'd hardly grew a beard
See him on Yes, Dear

Mike O'Malley, he's who I'm hearing of
Don't you think he's been in Red Sox Nation
Mike O'Malley, he was born in Boston
I've been bringin' up much of this conversation

Mike O'Malley, he played James Hughes
Don't you think he liked the Boston Red Sox?
Mike O'Malley, he was born in Boston
Being "The Rick", he also thinks outside the box