Standing at the donut shop watching all the cops come by
Standing at the donut shop watching all the cops come by
Brother you don't know a nicer occupation
Matter of fact, neither do I
Than standing at the donut shop watching all the cops come by.

These guys are the ones who gave me all my tickets
Haven't got even with them but I can dream
Why don't I tell their supervisor and boy I'll watch them all scream
Standing at the donut shop watching all the cops come by.

Brother you can't go to jail for what I'm thinking
Standing at the donut shop giving all the cops the eye
Standing at the donut shop ordering the last piece of pie
Standing at the donut shop watching, watching
All those grown men cry.