-> "Genovian Princess"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Jewish Princess"
 
							
				Parody Song Title: 
"Genovian Princess"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			Often referred to as "The Princess Mia Anthem". Genovian Princess is loosely based off a fictional character from Meg Cabot's best-selling book series, The Princess Diaries, Amelia "Mia" Thermopolis (Princess of Genovia).
I want a nice little Genovian Princess
With realistic nails and a hairdo that rinses
A romantic little Genovian Princess
With a garlic aroma that could make every guy swoon
Sweet inside
Well, she can swallow my pride
I want a hairy little Genovian Princess
With a brand new scepter, who knows where it goes
I want a steamy little Genovian Princess
With over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cries?
I don't want no king
I just want to move to Genovia
I want a darling little Genovian Princess
Who don't know a clue about cooking and is arrogant looking
A beautiful little Genovian Princess
To specifically happen with a tiara that's glitterin'
All up inside
I just want a Princess to ride
Awright, back to the top...everybody twist
I want a funky little Genovian Princess
A grinder; a bumper, with a pre-moistened dumper
A cute little Genovian Princess
With a cat named Fat Louie, and a grandmother named Queen Clarisse
She can even be rich
So long as she does it with four on the floor
(Vapor-lock)
I want a pretty little Genovian Princess
With a couple of princes who can raise a few notes
A fragile little Genovian Princess
With romantic ideas, who promises 'n' lies
For two or three nights
Won't someone send me a Princess who loves?
Won't someone send me a Princess who loves?
Won't someone send me a Princess who loves?
Won't someone send me a Princess who loves?
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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