-> "Cheerleader Truant"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Harold the Barrel"
 
							
				Parody Song Title: 
"Cheerleader Truant"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			A well-known teenage cheer squad captain disappeared 
early this morning. 
Last seen in a sparkly halter top, 
driving a Chevrolet, 
she’s not even old enough. 
Her mother’s real disgusted 
Such a horrible thing to do
Cheerleader truant stole a new car and she crashed into a tree 
Can't go far, she can't go far 
She’s gonna be grounded
She can't go far 
she’s standing in the highway by the forest 
Worry is mounting 
There's a restless crowd of worried people 
More than we've ever seen. 
Had to send out a rescue team
Over to the scene at the school yard
The girls all searched for her
Cheerleader: 
We gotta find her, she can’t do that, the competition is after school
We can't lose out, we can’t lose out 
2nd cheerleader: 
Said you couldn't trust her, her boyfriend was the same
We can’t lose out! 
Girl:
If I was old enough to drive, 
I'd be cruising in a shiny new Chevrolet
Instead I'm only 14 years old, 
With my whole life ahead
Down on the highway
Edge of the highway
Her best friend: 
We can help you
Cheerleaders: 
We can help you
We're all your friends, if you come with us and talk to us, hon.
Girl: 
You must be joking 
All you bitches suck!
 
The girls were getting stronger, our cheerleader’s getting weaker; 
Forwards, backwards, searching everywhere 
Fearing the very worst 
They called her mother on the phone
Up came a ringing cell phone
Her mother was barking pissed
2nd Cheerleader: 
Come on girl, your mother’s on the phone and she’s very, very, very upset. 
Just can't go, you just can't go 
Your shirt's all dirty, there's a man here from ABC 
You just can't go
Her best friend: 
We can help you
The girls: 
We can help you
We're all your friends, if you come with us and talk to us, honey
Girl: 
You must be joking. 
all you bitches suck!
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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