-> "London Wide Boy"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Rhinestone Cowboy"
 (MP3) Parody Song Title: 
"London Wide Boy"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			Holloway was where I was born
Cheering the Gunners on
Handling dope and crack
On the dirty estates of Tottenham
Where profit's the name of the game
And losers get washed away 
Like bad beer and rain
I do a lot of ducking and diving
Wheeling and dealing, a bit of jiving
I'm into anything with a profit for me
I'm a London wide boy
Selling stolen phones on the market
Along with hard core videos
I'm a London wide boy
Earning scores and tenners
From people I don't even know
And also I'm signing on the dole
Well I really don't like the rain
I ain't even gonna be a postman again
There's nothing worse than a rush hour train
To your boring office
In the local I think of things to do
Looking for nice little earners and other people to screw
Need to make some real dosh and see some action
To pay for my Chigwell mansion
And flash the cash to get an Essex girl wife for me
I'm a London wide boy
Selling stolen phones on the market
Along with hard core videos
I'm a London wide boy
Earning scores and tenners
From people I don't even know
And also I'm signing on the dole
I'm a London wide boy..etc
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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