-> "I Still Survived"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"I Will Survive"
 (MP3) Parody Song Title: 
"I Still Survived"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			First I was afraid, I was petrified
Kept thinking my soul would be cursed for choosing suicide
But now I spend so many nights on these lonely moonlit treks
Instead of sex
I just suck on virgin's necks
And now I'm back and I'm un-dead
I just float in to find you lying there
Naked on your bed
You should have hung some garlic up
Wore a cross upon a chain
Coz it only takes a minute for me
To empty out your veins
And then I'll go 
Fangs dripping gore
But I'll be back though
Your blood is sweet and I want more
Weren't you the one who said that vampires don't exist
Don't you feel stupid?
Now that you've tasted my "Dark Kiss'
Coz though I died I still survived
As long as I avoid the sun
Each night I know I will revive
I've got canines long and sharp
Ain't got a halo or a harp
Coz though I died
I still survived
Oh Yeah.
(instrumental break)
I took all the blood you had
Yes, I bled you dry
Didn't even give you time
To say your last goodbye
And now you'll spend all of your nights
Seeking victims for yourself
And now you fly
Like a bat up in the sky
Now me and you
We're both "un-dead'
You'll really grow to love it
Once you have fed
So when you feeling like a bite
And want to chomp down on a vein
You know that you can't fight it
Must I explain again? 
Coz though you died 
You still survived
oh yeah.....
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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