Well, I know it's kinda lame
But I am scared of ya
When a woman has a gun
Bigger then the man's
But everytime I try to tell ya
You pull out that big gun
So I'll have to say 'I hate you'
When I run

Well you know it's kinda strange
When you shoot the flys down
Right during the things I say
Ya fire 5 more rounds
But everytime I try to tell ya
You pull out that big gun
So I'll have to say 'I hate you"
When I run



Everytime we take a flight
Oh you use it to get on
So I'll have to say 'I hate you'
When I run

Yeah, you joined the NRA
Got your hunting license
But the thing I know that's not quite safe
You're shooting in the bathroom
But everytime I try to tell ya
You pull out that big gun
So I'll have to say 'I hate you"
When I run