-> "Don't You Know, Now I'm Old"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Take Me Home, Country Roads"
 (MP3) Parody Song Title: 
"Don't You Know, Now I'm Old"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			(artist: What Ever)
I was shavin’ in the mirror.
All that gray hair made it so much clearer:
Guess I’m old now, like they said I’d be. 
Younger men take over; it’s the end for me. 
Growin’ old, goin’ slow, 
Wrinkled face, achin’ bones. 
I can’t hear ya. Shout it, Mama. 
Don’t you know – now I’m old. 
Short-term memory’s gettin’ cloudy. 
Might seem lazy,
Speak my mind TOO LOUDLY!! 
Gnarled and musty, pain most all the time. 
Fast asleep by noon; I fear the reason’s I’m... 
Growin’ old, goin’ slow.
All my ways set in stone.
I can’t hear ya. Shout it, Mama. 
Don’t you know – now I’m old. 
		
I feel my joints, 
Without warnin’, now they stall me.
It sub-tl-y reminds me 
How my youth slipped away. 
But I’ll try letting go, 
Accept the hard reality 
That I am old today. Yes, today! 
Growin’ old, goin’ slow.
Those clichés ain’t no joke.
I can’t hear ya. Shout it, Mama. 
Don’t you know – now I’m old. 
Growin’ old, goin’ slow.
Day-t’-day’s touch-n’-go.
I can’t hear ya. Shout it, Mama. 
Don’t you know – now I’m old. 
Take me home now, glory road. 
I’m so close now, ‘cause now I’m old!
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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