-> "I Just Ripped So (re-release)"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Calypso"
 (MP3) Parody Song Title: 
"I Just Ripped So (re-release)"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			There's a gold-colored breeze, methanical motion
That flies from the anus that's opaque and warm
This work in the service of rife odor giving
Comes from the gas of digestion unblown
A hard bowel movement the fart it was flowing
Starting to think that you understand
I just ripped so, the place has turned into
A house of malodor, so noxious the smell
I just ripped so, I hate to admit it
But smoke follows me, so no lie I can tell
I did i-i-i-i-it
I did i-i-i-i-it
I did i-i-i-i-it
I did i-it
From intestines inside you, the air starts to ride you
Causing discomfort 'til it goes its way
I am no stranger to methane unfurled
I gave up the gas as what's churned must release
To be true to the insides, I'm free to let wind swell
Flatulent, bubbling, and cutting the cheese
I just ripped so, the place has turned into
A big leaky furnace, or a new gas well
I just ripped so, we're all standing in it
Before we suffocate, let's all run like hell
I did i-i-i-i-it
I did i-i-i-i-it
I did i-i-i-i-it
I did i-it 
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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