-> "The Snow Song"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"The Rain Song"
 
							
				Parody Song Title: 
"The Snow Song"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			This is the winter of my gloving; it’s the first season I am to know.
You are the moonlight in my freezing; so little warmth I feel right now.
One runny nose ‘cause I am sneezing; can’t get the fire to burn and grow.
[instrumental solo]
Where is the springtime of my flowers? Can’t help me flee from Odin’s Doom.
Make love to me in the shower; you’ll save me from certain gloom.
It grows stronger each hour; my love is pure and Softer than a Cell.
Oooh, ooh.
Oh, oh.
Come on, come on, I want the warmness of the summer.
The winter hates both my hands and feet.
I thank the gloves and boots I’m wearing, wearing, wearing.
And I know that our love’s so…
Oh…
And I know that our love’s so sweet.
This is the season of congealing; I hate the frostbite that it brings.
This slip-‘n-sliding’s unappealing; that bruise I got, it really stings.
There is no mystery to my feelings, feelings; your gentle touch is making my heart sing.
Making my heart sing.
Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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