-> "I Have A Question"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Stairway To Heaven"
 
							
				Parody Song Title: 
"I Have A Question"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			There's a lady who's sure she can save a few pounds 
While she’s buying a small diet soda. 
When she gets there she knows if the restraunts are all closed 
With a word she can get what she ordered. 
Ooh, ooh, and she's buying a small diet soda. 
There's a sign on the wall but still wants to be sure 
That the meal comes with extra large french fries 
On a tree by the restraunt there's a songbird who sings
Sometimes the dollar meal has no value. 
Ooh, it makes me wonder
Ooh, it makes me wonder
There's a feeling I get and my head does not rest
But my spirit says silent your thinking 
In my thoughts I had seen lumps of fat salt extreme 
And the shaker of those who stand salting 
Ooh, it makes me wonder
Ooh, it really makes me wonder
I’m still here way past noon hear a shaker to tune 
That more pepper will give us some season
Maybe some day will dawn for those who don’t long 
Think and put all the pieces together
If there's a gray hair in your taco don't get alarmed now
Well it is still clean whe’re not obscene
Yes, there’s many paths you can go by but in the long run 
There's still time to change what you feed on
And it makes me wonder 
My head is playing and it won't go like a radio 
A shakers rhythm seems to join in 
Dear lady, can you hear a sigh blow and do you know 
Your soda’s diet, but you’re not thin . 
And as I walk on down the road 
Out from my head in to my soul
I hear a song I think most know 
I tap my feet it starts to show 
I love music way more then gold 
And if you’re watchin very hard 
The tune might come to you at last. 
I can’t stop rock and that is all 
Just good rock a little roll. 
Whys she buying fast food with her soda?
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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