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Song Parodies -> "Simples Man (meerkat version)"
Original Song Title:
"Simple Man"
Original Performer:
Lynrd Skynyrd
Parody Song Title:
"Simples Man (meerkat version)"
Parody Written by:
Van S A'Parody
The Lyrics
(Disclaimer:- it's just a comedy name - my wife & I'd like to state, there's no offence/confusion intended...that I'm NOT one of "them"!)
Vasilly calling - when I was young
Played balalaika in Motley Claw
You find me lately, props up the bar
The Queasy Mongoose, when I'm not run
My record store, ah yeah
There was a time I live too fast
Rubles will come & they will pass
I never found her (no, no), my matriarch
So never again, no insurance, crash my bike
I'll be a simples kind of kat
Just go online & Compare the Market
Gotta be a simples kind of kat
Get a great deal, insurance, yes you can
(Well...) it's not just for the car or home
All that you need's at, your disposal
& you can do this (oh yeah), if you try
All that you want, you'll find it there, & you'll be satisfied
& be a simples kind of kat
Just go online & Compare the Market
Gotta be a simples kind of kat
Get a great deal, insurance, yes you can (oh yes I will)
Oh, don't you worry Bogdan, Oleg
Just listen to Aleksandr
& you can do this (oh yeah), when it's time
All that you want, you'll find it there, & you'll be satisfied
& be a simples kind of kat
Just go online & Compare the Market
Gotta be a simples kind of kat
Get a great deal, insurance, yes you can
Maybe be a simples, real simples kat
Just go online & Compare the Market
& you'll be a simples kind of kat
Played balalaika in Motley Claw
You find me lately, props up the bar
The Queasy Mongoose, when I'm not run
My record store, ah yeah
There was a time I live too fast
Rubles will come & they will pass
I never found her (no, no), my matriarch
So never again, no insurance, crash my bike
I'll be a simples kind of kat
Just go online & Compare the Market
Gotta be a simples kind of kat
Get a great deal, insurance, yes you can
(Well...) it's not just for the car or home
All that you need's at, your disposal
& you can do this (oh yeah), if you try
All that you want, you'll find it there, & you'll be satisfied
& be a simples kind of kat
Just go online & Compare the Market
Gotta be a simples kind of kat
Get a great deal, insurance, yes you can (oh yes I will)
Oh, don't you worry Bogdan, Oleg
Just listen to Aleksandr
& you can do this (oh yeah), when it's time
All that you want, you'll find it there, & you'll be satisfied
& be a simples kind of kat
Just go online & Compare the Market
Gotta be a simples kind of kat
Get a great deal, insurance, yes you can
Maybe be a simples, real simples kat
Just go online & Compare the Market
& you'll be a simples kind of kat
(29.8.21) Since 2018, the UK music buying public have made their Xmas #1 a 5th consecutive parody (now a record, surpassing the Beatles). Often, a new artist can announce their arrival with a particularly good cover, made uniquely their own. I'm no singer nor musician, so if you can perform this (or any of mine), please send me a version & lots of royalties!
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