Fat fingers keep on typing
Trying to hack the back way in
Thinking thoughts about my donuts
I miss my Crispy Creme once again
And I think its a sin

Well I heard Almeida was almost killed
Well, I heard the terrorists knocked him out
Well, I hope Almeida doesn't die now
Cause Jack is going to need him around anyhow

Chorus:
My name's Edgar Stiles
I work for CTU
My name's Edgar Stiles
Chloe, I really want to screw

In L.A. they killed the President
And Jack did all what he could do
Now Walt Cummings really bothers me
Does his treason bother you?
Tell the truth

Chorus + Here I come, Edgar Stiles

Now Lynn McGill was a Hobbit
I think he might have been Rudy too
Why do I get made fun of
They say my lisp is funny too
Now how about you?

Chorus

My name's Edgar Stiles
Oh Edgar Stiles
Chloe, I really want to screw
And my love is so true
My name's Edgar Stiles
Chloe
Chloe, I really want to screw
Yea, yea I got the answer