-> "Salisbury Steak"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Solisbury Hill"
 (MP3) Parody Song Title: 
"Salisbury Steak"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			chewing up my salisbury steak 
i could feel my head grow light 
something's wrong, for heaven's sake 
hope that i will be alright 
that is what the lunchroom served 
i ignored my inner voice 
this school's really got some nerve 
this can't be USDA choice 
i need to get to the nurse's station 
i hope she can help my situation 
my gut going boom boom boom 
"kid", she said, "grab your things, 
i'm gonna send you home" 
she said i would be just fine 
this nurse, i thought, must be a nut 
and so i began to whine 
about the churning in my gut 
but she sent me home that day 
and my mother chewed my butt 
you should be in school today 
there's no classes you should cut 
she's accusing me of chicanery 
she said that this pain would make a man of me 
my gut going boom boom boom 
"son", she said, "grab your things, 
you cannot stay at home" 
i'm as sick as you can get 
and no one is believing me 
my hands are cold...my forehead's wet 
i can't control my shaking knees 
i'm not ready to die yet 
why can't i make the people see 
i believe my life's at threat 
yet i'm denied a remedy 
i've suffered too long from this enslavement 
i fell down, face first, onto the pavement 
my gut going boom boom boom 
"hey", they said, "send his boy
to the funeral home" 
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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