Is this a real game?
Or final fantasy
I don't really care
As long it's away from reality

Open console
See the cd spin with glee

I'm just a gamer
I need some sympathy

Because once all the
Loadin's through
Wish I had
A PS2

How long will the Demo last
Loading is a pain in the Neck,
The neck

Mama, She bought my games
All of them were Pre-School age
Fell like I'm in a cage
Mama, I was about to win
But Elmo's voice is killing me
Mama, Ooo ooo
I am not going to lie
These games really stink
So I think I'm gonna to
To Wal-Mart tomorrow

Today, that time has come
Had Dumb Games all my Life
But now I'm ending all this strife
Good day, everybody, now where's games?
Well, all I need is something new
Oh boy, Ooo ooo
(Why not buy a 64?)
I need not to worry
My search for games continues

(Guitar solo)

I See a Silhouetto of a 'Coot
It is Crash, It is Crash, and his little sister, Coco
Kicking Cortex's Rear end, causing him so much pain
CORTEX:
Well I tried,
To take over
Thought it work
But it didn't
For a sequel I will try
Hey look it's Spy-ro-ro-ro-ro...

SPYRO:
I'm just a dragon, all Gnorcs just hate me
GNORC CHORUS:
We all hate Spyro, suffering from stupidity
He roasting our tooshies with idiocy

MAIN LEAD:
Gamers come, Gamers leave,
What Games do I see?
CRASH:
Hey Gamer, (Hey) Why don't you pick me
SPYRO:
No pick me!
CRASH:
Hey Gamer, (Hey) Why don't you pick me
SPYRO:
No pick me!
CRASH:
Hey Gamer, (Hey) Why don't you pick me
SPYRO:
No pick me!
CRASH:
Why don't you pick me
SPYRO:
No pick me!
CRASH:
Why don't you pick me
SPYRO:
No pick me!
NORMAL LEAD:
I just don't know, Oh...
HEIHACHI:
No, No, No, No, No, No, NO!
CRASH
Heihachi, Heihachi,
SPYRO:
Heihachi is here now!
MAIN LEAD:
I would like to play Tekken 1, 2 or 3, or 3, or 3!

BASED-OFF-MOVIE-OR-TV-SHOW GAME CHORUS:
So you think you can forget us for no reason why
Just 'cause we're rip-offs you don't even try?
Oh, Baby,
We're all neglected, baby
Buy us right now
Cause we wanna get out of here

(Climatic solo)

MAIN LEAD:
Now I have new games
I'm happy as can be
Sometimes they may be boring
But Playstation is exciting for me.

CHARACTER CHORUS:
Long till for PS2?