-> "Garden Parkway"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Garden Party"
 (MP3) Parody Song Title: 
"Garden Parkway"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			Was snagged by a garden statie, I had missed him around the bend.
I chanced to share a sob story, and hit the road again.
It was out on the garden parkway, said boy what's your name?
I must now advise you, you really drivin' lame.
Better be polite now, and drive my lemon well,
You see this big cheeze got a gun, so ya got to watch yourself.
Then he checked his files and found, something not quite square,
Glad I brought my wallet, I was manic in dispair.
Started to feelin' cornered, such did I surmise,
If you booze you will surely lose, now I must advise.
Better be polite now, and drive my lemon well,
You see this big cheeze got a gun, so ya got to watch yourself.
lott-in-dah-dah-dah, lot-in-dah-dah-dah
Made me sing that old song, letters by their name,
Why they in that order? I think that song's to blame.
I said hello to the Fox crew, Cops show on TV,
Then I stepped along to do their monkey walk, hope I didn't weave.
Better be polite now, and drive my lemon well,
You see this big cheeze got a gun, so ya got to watch yourself.
lot-dah-dah-dah (lot-dah-dah-dah)
lot-in-dah-dah-dah
Never had problems with cops before, told me right where I stood,
Drivin' that car now you're goin' to jail, it's for your own good.
If you're drinkin' at beer gardens hardy, at least don't be a lush,
There's no harmony in a jail door clang, this scene is way too much.
Better be polite now, and drive my lemon well,
You see this big cheeze got a gun, so ya got to watch yourself.
lot-dah-dah-dah (lot-dah-dah-dah)
lot-in-dah-dah-dah
Better be polite now, and drive my lemon well,
You see this big cheeze got a gun, so ya got to watch yourself.
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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