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Song Parodies -> "Homeless Shelter"
Original Song Title:
"Gimme Shelter"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Rolling Stones
Parody Song Title:
"Homeless Shelter"
Parody Written by:
Silly Willie
The Lyrics
Oh, I've been evicted
But there's a place to stay
Went to a homeless shelter
Oh yeah, there is no rent to pay
Old buildin', where drunken sots can stay
Where drunken sots can stay
Soup, kitchen, they've got a pot today
They've got a pot today
Ooh, you know I don't like sleepin'
Out on the street, no way
In here it smells like vomit
That's the price you pay
Cold, chilled men, sit in the park all day
Sit in the park all day
Old, ill men, lay in a cot all day
Lay in a cot all day
Rats, vermin!
I wish they'd go away
I wish they'd go away
Trash dumpster
That's where I'll eat today
That's where I'll eat today
Crazed madmen!
Babble and shout all day
Babble and shout all day
Some bum is threat'ning
My very life today
Homeless, homeless shelter
Oh, that where I've got to stay
Snorrin' man, he's just one cot away
he's just one cot away
he's just one cot away
he's just one cot away
he's just one cot away
Down on the floor, urine, they just go piss away
They just go piss away
They just go piss away
They just go piss away
They just go piss away
Piss away, piss away
But there's a place to stay
Went to a homeless shelter
Oh yeah, there is no rent to pay
Old buildin', where drunken sots can stay
Where drunken sots can stay
Soup, kitchen, they've got a pot today
They've got a pot today
Ooh, you know I don't like sleepin'
Out on the street, no way
In here it smells like vomit
That's the price you pay
Cold, chilled men, sit in the park all day
Sit in the park all day
Old, ill men, lay in a cot all day
Lay in a cot all day
Rats, vermin!
I wish they'd go away
I wish they'd go away
Trash dumpster
That's where I'll eat today
That's where I'll eat today
Crazed madmen!
Babble and shout all day
Babble and shout all day
Some bum is threat'ning
My very life today
Homeless, homeless shelter
Oh, that where I've got to stay
Snorrin' man, he's just one cot away
he's just one cot away
he's just one cot away
he's just one cot away
he's just one cot away
Down on the floor, urine, they just go piss away
They just go piss away
They just go piss away
They just go piss away
They just go piss away
Piss away, piss away
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Love it. Mean it! I've always liked the OS....and this was a parody that just had to be done!
Crap, now my idea for this OS is homeless now. 555.
5s for "he's just one cot away" and other good lines.
Fantastic. Great job with a great OS. 555!
Fine job...5's ~ ~ ~
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