-> "Brick Home For Troubled Porkers"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Bridge Over Troubled Water"
 
							
				Parody Song Title: 
"Brick Home For Troubled Porkers"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			When your dreary dwellings fall,
when fears are in your sties, 
I will mind yours walls.
I'll save your hides.
When wolves just huff
and threats of death abound,
like a brick home for troubled porkers, 
I will save your sows.
Like a brick home for troubled porkers, 
I will save your sows.
When you frown with doubt,
when you're wan with grief,
when evil stalks your yard, 
I will come for you.
I'll save your lard.
When straw succumbs 
and sticks are falling down,
like a brick home for troubled porkers, 
I will save your sows.
Like a brick home for troubled porkers, 
I will save your sows.
Foil that whiskered cur.
Boil his hide.
Your time has come to dine.
All your screams have gone away. 
Wolf-chow tastes fine.
Whip your needless dread, 
you wailing frightened swine.
Like a brick home for troubled porkers, 
I will please your kind.
Like a brick home for troubled porkers,
I will please your kind.
			
			
			
		
		
	 
	Your Vote & Comment Counts
	The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they
	appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to
	leave a comment below about this parody.
 
	
		|  |  | 
    Voting Results
|  |  | Pacing: | 5.0 |  |  | How Funny: | 5.0 |  |  | Overall Rating: | 5.0 |  |  | 
 |  | Total Votes: | 4 |  | 
	
	
    Voting Breakdown
	The following represent how many people voted for each category.
     
|  |  |  |  | Pacing |  |  | How Funny |  |  | Overall Rating |  | 
|  | 1 |  | 0 |  |  | 0 |  |  | 0 |  |  | 
|  | 2 |  | 0 |  |  | 0 |  |  | 0 |  |  | 
|  | 3 |  | 0 |  |  | 0 |  |  | 0 |  |  | 
|  | 4 |  | 0 |  |  | 0 |  |  | 0 |  |  | 
|  | 5 |  | 4 |  |  | 4 |  |  | 4 |  |  |